Things to write on CV

I know an awful lot about strawberries.

Would really like a job because my garden is neither big enough nor south facing.

Round and Round (It Won't be Long)

Friendship is atoms moving together. I've been watching too much Doctor Who.

Pram - The Silk Road

http://www.myspace.com/pushthepram/music

Bardo

The state of existence between two lives on Earth.

The Incredible String Band

I am lazy and sleepy.

The Hawk is Howling - Mogwai

Happiness is as important as trees.

Acid Mothers Temple - SWR

Eat A Pebble Sounds like hungry ants.

Do you know where the second hand Record Shop is Turned off at wrong junction. Got lost. Exchange last fiver for a broken LP, but it probably sounds better like that.

Good Buddha What has this got to do with Buddha? It's just some random noises.

Mecochin O Love Violin!

Bad Buddha Buddha is bad.

Stone Woman & Record Frantically lighting matches.

Gustavo Hendi Running while in mud.

There is nothing to make you happy in this box

Honni Honni Shinno The repetitive four-note guitar riff reminds me of Shostakovich String Quartet no 8.

Devo Feere Pagarli Violin!

Fenomenoligia Filling in forms.

Untitled Death

More stones, more women, more records Paying council tax.